The Invasion of Fingers by Ambreen Butt
even the essays i write sound sarcastic
tumblr can limit my posts, but they’ll never limit my swag
Aaron Paul: confused by fashion
the greatest post in internet history
"the fuck is this?? the fuck is that??"
my goal in life is to be so hot that people can’t pronounce words right when they’re trying to talk to me
…something somewhere went terribly wrong.
i cant believe people consciously choose to follow me and decide to themselves “Yeah I want to see more of whatever this nerd’s doing”