yongmuney:

this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

(via stability)

sergioelmuerto:

fuck nudes, send me clothes i need new clothes

(via geniusly)

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

(via jessicunttt)

becausewhynoteathumans:

im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time

(via youregonnadieinhere)

pomeray:

my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off

(via geniusly)

astound:

SO HARD NOT TO DANCE WHEN YOU HAVE EARPHONES ON WALKING BY YOURSELF

(via bonus)

shouldnt:

I AM SO EXCITED TO WEAR SWEATERS AGAIN

(via geniusly)

terufrying:

"gays will push their sexuality onto their children"

funny because that’s exactly what every straight person does.

(via geniusly)

  • accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago
  • me: nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono

jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

(via narc0tic)